The Squirrel Chronicles

Wedding stress has forced me to eat chocolate on a daily basis. Thank goodness for No Pudge Fudge. Here I am eating said brownie. You can tell I am really enjoying it because of the chocolate smeared on my teeth. As you can see, I am wearing my workout clothes. I ate the brownie right before I exercised. That way, it doesn't count. Again, the Big Mac/Diet Coke Theory.

On a crankier note, the garbagemen have not come to my house for 3 weeks. As you can imagine, the trash has been PILING up. Two people even moved out this month, so there is furniture, foodstuffs and old appliances spilling out into the parking lot. The squirrels have left my ceiling and taken up residence in the garbage pile. Hell, they have their own furniture out there. And guess what. The garbage collectors finally decided to show up at the house at 7 AM! On a Saturday! While I am SLEEPING IN!
Complete and total disrespect.