Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Happy 4 Day Anniversary!
On Saturday night, my best friend Catherine got married!
What a wonderful celebration of love.
It was a pretty crazy weekend, what with the rehearsal dinner, spicy french fries, incredible amounts of champagne, exposed genitals and karaoke.
This picture sums up a lot.
But certainly not all.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Lizabeth, I have a funny joke?
It is interesting to have neighbors.
Especially neighbors in close proximity to my own house.
Especially neighbors that have a garden in their side yard, not more than 6 feet away from my bathroom window. Neighbors that spend a lot of time in that garden, and have probably heard my howls of pain and constipation on a weekly basis since we moved 3 weeks ago.
It is very difficult to smile and be friendly to people who pick cucumbers while I grunt and groan 6 feet away.
It is downright embarrassing, actually.
Juan suggested that i just close the window.
Especially neighbors in close proximity to my own house.
Especially neighbors that have a garden in their side yard, not more than 6 feet away from my bathroom window. Neighbors that spend a lot of time in that garden, and have probably heard my howls of pain and constipation on a weekly basis since we moved 3 weeks ago.
It is very difficult to smile and be friendly to people who pick cucumbers while I grunt and groan 6 feet away.
It is downright embarrassing, actually.
Juan suggested that i just close the window.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Adventures in Marriage
As aforementioned, my incredibly loving husband just came home from the store with my suppository prescription. Check out the label on the box! An arrow pointing at a stick figure ass! There's one for the scrapbook.
As I have never used a suppository before, I approached the procedure with anxiety and humor. (Read: I couldn't stop giggling in the bathroom)And the label on the box doesn't warn you that if you don't squeeze your cheeks REALLY tight, the medication will jettison out of your ass at top speed and make a spectacular landing in the toilet.
I only write about this because I find toilet humor, and anything having to do with the excretory system fabulously funny. I do apologize if you do not share my sense of humor. My intentions are not to offend!
Hemmies
Since my hemmorhoids and I are going to have a life long relationship, I figured I could give them an endearing nickname, such as Hemmie.
Juan had to go to the store tonight and buy me SUPPOSITORIES because I simply could not bear the thought of having to sit down in the car.
I love you Juan!!!
Juan had to go to the store tonight and buy me SUPPOSITORIES because I simply could not bear the thought of having to sit down in the car.
I love you Juan!!!
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Sweltering
Our heat index today is 110.
Degrees.
Farenheit.
I am not complaining, though.
We don't have to shovel humidity.
We got a new roof today.
I am so happy that there will no longer be any rain dripping through the bedroom ceiling!
Degrees.
Farenheit.
I am not complaining, though.
We don't have to shovel humidity.
We got a new roof today.
I am so happy that there will no longer be any rain dripping through the bedroom ceiling!
