The Squirrel Chronicles

Here is Sancho with his VERY long legs. They were going to kill him at the puppy mill because his legs were too long, and that was bad for breeding.
The vets have found a "difficult to detect" parasite in his stool.
"Difficult to detect" is Vet Speak for "Sorry it cost you 2 grand for us to find this worm in your dog's ass."
He is much better on the new medicine, but the doctor's still suspect he may have irritable bowel syndrome. That is Ok, because so do I, and guess what? There's nothing you can do!!!
Except for get a colonoscopy to look for tumors.
And I sure know how that goes.

Here is Sancho in his Reflective Jacket for our 6am walks.

He is sick again. Bak to the vet this morning. Now we are trying some steiroids.

the best part about sancho is that he hates squirrels and chases them all over the yard. I hope he catches one soon.

here is the little guy! he has been incredibly sick and has already cost us a small fortune in vet bills. it makes my stomach sick to think about it. he's damn cute though!

For the past few days, Juan has been wandering around the house complaining that something smells funny.
For the past few days, I have been following Juan around the house, suggesting that he CLEAN something.
I have also been staring suspiciously at the ceilings for signs of a decomposing squirrel.

Today, the entire situation reared its ugly head. Juan was ready to tackle the Smell Issue. He started cleaning out cupboards, moving appliances, maniacally accusing the dog of leaving a "deposit" in some secret hiding place while we were gone.
It was not the dog, though.
He found the culprit in the cupboard where we keep all our baking dishes and supplies. One of us put a casserole dish back into the cupboard where it belonged. Except that the casserole dish STILL HAD A CASSEROLE IN IT.

hehehheheheeheheh!
That is almost as embarrassing as farting at the gym in front of your coworker.