The Squirrel Chronicles

I called Juan and told him he had to come over and assess the damage. I showed him the muffin on the floor, the above loaf pan and the countertop.
He immediately went to the window and moved my big plant that sits in front of the screen. Here's what he found.
A giant hole. In my screen. From a squirrel. He now has full access to my home, and apparently comes and goes as he pleases. How nice.