The Squirrel Chronicles

Generally, on a saturday bight I am awakened at 2 am by the loud stomping of the perons livbiing above me. This means she isstumblnghome dunk from the bars.
Tonight i am the stumblingdrubnk. My cosuin got me drink. I have not seen him in 20 year,s That makes me feel old becayse olny old people say "I havent seen you in 20 eyars'
I uess toay I am old.
He looks like tom cruise.
I had 5 drinks.
At the bar, I am sure i made manyembarrsaaig commnts which i will not remember tomororw.
It has been a long time since I had 5 drinks in 5 hurs.
I played pool and darts.
Some other ladyat the bar was snging a U2 song into her pool stck, She looked like a total asshole and I laughed at her.
alos, the DJ played MC Hammer's 2Legit2 qwit,
I thought this was funny because my cusin did all the old school finger movemets. Then I lookes around abd averyone else was doing old school finger movementd ad they looked ike asshole.s
I stopped doing finge rmovementd and finished my drink.
We also played Photo Hunt on those bar computers with all the games,
I love photo hunt. i love to play the Erotica Version because i am not distraceted by the women's fake and large oobs and i can find the mistakes pretty fast.
Excpet when i drink 5 drinks. Juan had to help me today,
We calledmy bestfriend catherine on the phone at 2 am to harass her. I am glad we did nt wake her up. She said she was already awake watching Kinsy Lohan on SNL. I dont remember what we talked abot. Juan made me hang up agter awhile,
We also called my mom. She told us not to come ove.r
now i have the hiccups.
I am makingt he assumptio n that i will not bep in timr for church tomorrow.
hiccup
That lady really looked stupid when she was singing a U2 song into he rpool st ick. Please do not sing into your pool sticks. It is embarrassing and runk people will blog about you. If I was your friend and you were singing ainto a pool stck, I would tell you tht you look dumb and i would make you stop.
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