The Squirrel Chronicles

Today I started Water Aerobics with catherine's mom Beverly and catherine's sister Mary. I wasn't sure what to expect EXACTLY, but I was pretty positive it had something to do with a water and aerobics.

What I DID NOT expect was a shower room full of senior citizen ladies. I also did not expect for one of them to be BUCK NAKED. Talkin up a storm to the rest of the class participants, too.

I would like to say that I am a mature adult and that I did not laugh. Unfortunately, I can't say that. Mary and I exploded into a fit of giggles once we were out of ear shot.

I did expect to participate in aerobic activity synchronized to music. I DID NOT expect for the music to consist of Piano Man and Rocky Mountain High. The most exciting the music got was a Madonna song. One of the early, tame Madonna songs. I realize that Mary and I were the only participants younger than 25, HOWEVER I think even seniors can benefit from a little Britney or Usher to get the heart rate movin!

I also expected for there to be a life guard present. I DID NOT expect the lifeguard to be doing his chemistry homework while on duty.

On a more positive note, the chlorine has left a pleasant, soft, chemical coating on my skin.
Off to bed!