Friday, May 20, 2005
Where Are You Hiding Your Bitch Pills?
This has been the longest, most PMS-y, most not nice week of the year.
To top it all off, I had a dentist appointment today. The hygenist yelled at me for not flossing everyday. (I LOATHE flossing) She made it sound like if I don't floss, I will contract a hideous flesh eating disease within seconds. I have gingivitis, people! Stay Away!
She must have known I am a sucker for guilt because I vowed myself all the way home that will floss religiously, everyday, in order to avoid this terrible gingivitis affliction. (Juan says everyone has gingivitis and it is the hygenist's job to make you feel guilty about it. I think he is right)
Anyway, as I am driving off the expressway onto the Exit Ramp, I hear a terrible crunch.
I think "FABULOUS! Gingivitis and a car accident within the same DAMN hour"
Some guy side- swiped me when he was trying to change lanes. I am fine. He was fine. And it was most importantly, NOT MY FAULT.
So I am going to spend the rest of the weekend in a blissfully drunken state. Starting Now.
To top it all off, I had a dentist appointment today. The hygenist yelled at me for not flossing everyday. (I LOATHE flossing) She made it sound like if I don't floss, I will contract a hideous flesh eating disease within seconds. I have gingivitis, people! Stay Away!
She must have known I am a sucker for guilt because I vowed myself all the way home that will floss religiously, everyday, in order to avoid this terrible gingivitis affliction. (Juan says everyone has gingivitis and it is the hygenist's job to make you feel guilty about it. I think he is right)
Anyway, as I am driving off the expressway onto the Exit Ramp, I hear a terrible crunch.
I think "FABULOUS! Gingivitis and a car accident within the same DAMN hour"
Some guy side- swiped me when he was trying to change lanes. I am fine. He was fine. And it was most importantly, NOT MY FAULT.
So I am going to spend the rest of the weekend in a blissfully drunken state. Starting Now.
# posted by lizzyjane @ 5:37 PM 
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I look like I need mental health intervention in the picture. The eyebrow is very Jack Nicholas in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
Coincidence? I think not.
Coincidence? I think not.
Sounds like you're having a week very similar to my past MONTH. At least you are still in good enough spirits to blog about it. I can't even bring myself to do that. -SP
# posted by 
: 6:57 PM
: 6:57 PM
SWEET MERCIFUL ALCOHOL. Enjoy. But don't drive drunk! Plus the liquor will kill all those germs in your gums...cfs
# posted by : 11:16 AM
: 11:16 AM
oh shit liznut! glad to hear you aren't hurt and that it wasn't your fault!! my next car accident will not be my fault, i've decided.
oh, and next time you need a drinking partner, look me up!!
-- nut
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oh, and next time you need a drinking partner, look me up!!
-- nut
# posted by : 1:10 PM
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