Thursday, June 02, 2005
Lack of Food Causes Weight Loss
As previously posted, most of my TURBOCOOKER meals this week have been completely inedible.
Guess what. Not eating dinner 4 times in a week made me lose 2 pounds.
I'm finally on to something!
I'm keeping that damn TURBOCOOKER!
And I'm using it EVERY NIGHT!
Guess what. Not eating dinner 4 times in a week made me lose 2 pounds.
I'm finally on to something!
I'm keeping that damn TURBOCOOKER!
And I'm using it EVERY NIGHT!
# posted by lizzyjane @ 5:07 PM 
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my post is a lie. I just felt like making fun of ashton kutcher, because i think "punk'd" is mean.
# posted by 
: 5:21 PM
: 5:21 PM
everytime i read "turbocooker", my subconcious takes out one of the O's in cook.
-- nut
-- nut
# posted by : 2:07 PM
: 2:07 PM
hilar. I refuse not to eat, so I have thought about how much finger and limb removal might take off. Not seriously.
Off topic - check this out from Time Online:
Is Tom Crazy in Love?
Or is he just crazy?
Hollywood goes bananas after the show-biz top gun's monkeyshines on Oprah
By RICHARD CORLISS
He's 42, he looks about 28, and on Oprah last week, he behaved as if he were 14. Ostensibly on the show to plug his forthcoming movie, Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds, Tom Cruise tried to count the ways his professed passion for actress Katie Holmes had changed his life. He chanted the mantra "I'm in love" as if his soul could speak only in an Oscar Hammerstein lyric. A cheerleader for Team Katie, he bounded from his seat, genuflected before his startled host, jumped on the couch and pumped his fist, NBA-finals style. "I don't know what happened to you, boy," said Oprah Winfrey at her guest's baby-chimp antics. Still in an orgasmic daze, Cruise replied, "Man, I don't know either."
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1066919,00.html
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Is Tom Crazy in Love?
Or is he just crazy?
Hollywood goes bananas after the show-biz top gun's monkeyshines on Oprah
By RICHARD CORLISS
He's 42, he looks about 28, and on Oprah last week, he behaved as if he were 14. Ostensibly on the show to plug his forthcoming movie, Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds, Tom Cruise tried to count the ways his professed passion for actress Katie Holmes had changed his life. He chanted the mantra "I'm in love" as if his soul could speak only in an Oscar Hammerstein lyric. A cheerleader for Team Katie, he bounded from his seat, genuflected before his startled host, jumped on the couch and pumped his fist, NBA-finals style. "I don't know what happened to you, boy," said Oprah Winfrey at her guest's baby-chimp antics. Still in an orgasmic daze, Cruise replied, "Man, I don't know either."
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1066919,00.html
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