Monday, August 08, 2005

 

Hot Leather

I have decided to forego shaving my legs for the rest of the summer.
Instead, I'm sure I will find it easier to simply remove the clothing from the bottom half of my body, lay half naked across the backseat of my car for 6 or 7 minutes, then slowly peel myself off of the hot leather, as it rips out every single exisiting hair follicle on my thighs and calves.

Yeah. That'll work.

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