The Squirrel Chronicles

Juan's nephew, Aniel recently lost his first tooth. I went for a visit today to give him a hearty congratulations.
He was quite proud of his gaping tooth hole. Following my admiration, we commenced playing Lincoln Logs on the living room floor.

ME: (gets up to go the bathroom)

Aniel: Where are you going?

Me: To the bathroom

Aniel: What are you going to do?

Me: Go to the bathroom.

Aniel: (exasperated) NO! What are you going to DO?

Me: GO TO THE BATHROOM

Aniel: But WHAT are you going to DO???!!!

Me: GO TO THE BATHROOM

Juan: ANIEL! It is not polite to ask ladies if they are going to pee or poop in the bathroom.

Me: OH!!! I'm gonna take a pee!

Aniel: Oh. OK.