Monday, May 22, 2006
Contiued Illness
Still sick.
In addition to the hydraulic acid, someone must have knocked me out and overzealously taken a steel wool pad to my throat.
It just keeps getting better.
Now the genius doctors are deciding whether I have a particularly drug-resistant form of strep, or mono.
Mono.
Fun.
Clonoscopies and Mono.
EXACTLY WHAT I NEED 3 WEEKS BEFORE MY RECEPTION
In addition to the hydraulic acid, someone must have knocked me out and overzealously taken a steel wool pad to my throat.
It just keeps getting better.
Now the genius doctors are deciding whether I have a particularly drug-resistant form of strep, or mono.
Mono.
Fun.
Clonoscopies and Mono.
EXACTLY WHAT I NEED 3 WEEKS BEFORE MY RECEPTION
Friday, May 19, 2006
hypochondriac
You know how some people always think they're sick, but they're not?
I'm one of those people that always thinks I am sick and I really AM sick.
Yesterday I went to the doctor because apparently, someone poured a bucketful of hydraulic acid down my throat. He said I either have strep throat or a virus. ANtibiotics haven't helped, so i am assuming it's the virus. Which means i just have to suffer. Sigh.
Today I went to see a specialist about my bowel function, since the IBS meds did NOTHING for my intestinal motility.
The doctor told me she would need to do a RECTAL EXAM.
A RECTAL EXAM!!!!!
WHAT??????
I wanted to shout at her "You keep your Rectal Examination Tool Thingy AWAY FROM MY RECTUM!"
She didn't though.
And then, later in the consultation, she said the singlemost HORRIFYING word in the english language. Eleven Letters that NEVER EVER EVER, should have been strung together to form a word with a definition.
She said:
COLONOSCOPY.
Referring that I SHOULD HAVE ONE.
Dear GOD.
I'm one of those people that always thinks I am sick and I really AM sick.
Yesterday I went to the doctor because apparently, someone poured a bucketful of hydraulic acid down my throat. He said I either have strep throat or a virus. ANtibiotics haven't helped, so i am assuming it's the virus. Which means i just have to suffer. Sigh.
Today I went to see a specialist about my bowel function, since the IBS meds did NOTHING for my intestinal motility.
The doctor told me she would need to do a RECTAL EXAM.
A RECTAL EXAM!!!!!
WHAT??????
I wanted to shout at her "You keep your Rectal Examination Tool Thingy AWAY FROM MY RECTUM!"
She didn't though.
And then, later in the consultation, she said the singlemost HORRIFYING word in the english language. Eleven Letters that NEVER EVER EVER, should have been strung together to form a word with a definition.
She said:
COLONOSCOPY.
Referring that I SHOULD HAVE ONE.
Dear GOD.
Monday, May 01, 2006
More more more!
Hello friends.
Here are several more pictures.
I got hit with a HORRID sinus infection this weekend. I will send more pictures as soon as my eyes are able to focus on an object for more than 2 seconds.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52847293@N00/sets/72057594118011814/
Here are several more pictures.
I got hit with a HORRID sinus infection this weekend. I will send more pictures as soon as my eyes are able to focus on an object for more than 2 seconds.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52847293@N00/sets/72057594118011814/
