The Squirrel Chronicles

During lunch the other day at work, my coworkers and I discussed all the silly stuff we did as kids. One thing that came up was "It is impossible to drink an entire gallon of milk an hour." A woman I work with was certain her son could do it, but I wasn't about to believe her until he sat in front of me and SHOWED me. The next topic of conversation was 'It is impossible to eat six saltines in a minute" This intrigued me, as I have never attempted such a feat. I was pretty sure I could do it, and if I couldn't do it, i was POSITIVE Juan could. So here is my initial attempt. This is cracker number TWO at about 35 seconds. Juan couldn't do it either, but I blame it on the fact that i was giggling like a maniac and taking close up shots of his cracker-caked teeth.