Friday, July 29, 2005
Babies-R-Us
Today, in an effort to buy a shower gift, I went to the unhappiest place on earth.
Babies-R-Us.
Juan was SO excited and kept picking up tiny hats and ridiculously small pairs of socks. He made cooing sounds at them.
All I could hear were the sounds of mutinous children crying in their carts, and pregnant women complaining of the heat.
In a desperate attempt to separate myself from all the pregnant people, I kept my stomach fiercely sucked in, and repeated loudly to Juan: "WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE! GLAD I'M NOT PREGNANT!'
Babies-R-Us.
Juan was SO excited and kept picking up tiny hats and ridiculously small pairs of socks. He made cooing sounds at them.
All I could hear were the sounds of mutinous children crying in their carts, and pregnant women complaining of the heat.
In a desperate attempt to separate myself from all the pregnant people, I kept my stomach fiercely sucked in, and repeated loudly to Juan: "WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE! GLAD I'M NOT PREGNANT!'